Funny Jokes

The thing about telling a funny joke is
the joke itself doesn’t have to be funny
you just have to tell it in a funny way
you could wear a funny hat and flail your arms around
or you could dribble juice down the front of your shirt
you could kiss your father very suddenly on the cheek
or you could get really, really stinking drunk
you could tidy up in the den as the set-up
and then call for an ambulance as the punchline
you could ruin a very valuable painting
or you could remember something horrible
that happened to you when you were little
and cry and cry and cry
just remember
it’s all in the delivery