Jeremy

Jeremy would never miss a Black Sabbath rendezvous.
Sweet leaf eternal, when I asked him about his sister, he just seemed to get mad.
I remember that he cried when he got the chicken pox, how his face got all pink and sweaty.
I heard his DPW vest had seared to his skin when they found him.

Untitled #3

Life is love
God is shit
and I think
I swallowed
a rock

Benefits of Peace-Punk

watertight
charming
skateboard
vegetables
Ani DiFranco
grains
trains
greasemobiles
wind power
acoustic bass
telephone
cold
peace
punk

Lucy the Horse

stood in a field
with great dignity
chewing her grass
not cud
what the fuck is cud

The Young Artist (inspired by/stolen from James Joyce)

O grave, where is thy victory?
O death, where is thy sting?
O, the blasphemy of that promise!
Non serviam ad infinitum...

Jazz Hands

Diddle me this, scatman
Shoo-boop-ba-dee

Love Poem #16

As he was being crushed to death
by an 8-ton slab of concrete
a man thought to himself,
“well, that answers that question”

Love Poem #8

I hate
your boyfriend

Names

They were married in the grocery store
held the reception at the library
and gave birth in a "Pizza Hut"
Thus, began the adventures
of Keebler Emerson P’zone

Beach

We sat on the beach
and watched the waves
like assholes

Poetry

I used to
be a poet

I wonder
what happened
to that